4:20 p.m. - 2006-08-10
Hell in a Handbasket, with a Soundtrack!
I believe the world must be coming to an end. That is the only explanation for why you might get *THREE* entries from me in a *SINGLE WEEK*.
I will grant you that this entry is a little on the fluffy side. But I liked these surveys (I still refuse to use the “m” word that makes me want to imitate Beaker from the Muppets), so I decided to do them.
It’s more fun than working, anyway.
From this chickie, who I believe got it from somewhere else but I don’t remember where.
MY OWN PERSONAL HELL
Drinks in my hell:
Milk
Tea
Diet Pepsi
Jagermeister
Tequila
Food in my hell:
Tomatoes
Strawberries or anything flavored like them
Spam
Ham
Bananas
Tapioca pudding
Cottage cheese
Kielbasa
Occupations in my hell:
File clerk
Anything related to poop
Collection agent
Advisor to President Bush
Music mix in my hell:
Boy bands
Death metal
Paris Hilton
Ricky Skaggs
Hoobastank
President in my hell:
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeldt
The current office-holder
Only author in my hell:
Dr. James Dobson
Husbands in my hell:
See above four names
Rush Limbaugh (unless he shared all those painkillers)
A number of former bosses
Saddam Hussein
Bill O’Reilly
Tom Cruise
Only activities allowed in my hell:
Doing dishes
Arts and crafts
Riding a spin bike
Going to the mall at Christmas
Listening to talk radio
Watching ESPN
Showers which alternate between icy and scalding trickles
Cleaning the cat box
Filing
Bible study
A music survey, composed by Bookhart, that Jules said I had to do.
NAME UP TO THREE:
Songs That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
Hoobastank – “The Reason”
Duncan Sheik – “Barely Breathing”
Dave Matthews Band - “What Would You Say”
Musical Artists That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
Ricky Skaggs
Hootie & the Blowfish
Celine Dion
Rolling Stones Songs I Love
Satisfaction
Angie
200 Light Years Away
Beatles Songs I Love
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Eleanor Rigby
Come Together
Who Songs I Love
The Who blows the goat ass.
Reggae Songs I Love
I’m supposed to know the names of these? Pfftt. It’s all the same when you’re dancing with Mary Jane.
Country Songs I Love
George Strait – “Amarillo by Morning”
Sylvia – “Nobody”
Dolly Parton – “Here You Come Again”
Movie Soundtracks I Love
Stealing Beauty
Somewhere in Time
Romeo + Juliet
Musical Soundtracks I Love
City of Angels (NOT the cheese-tastic movie. It’s a Broadway musical. Very jazz hands.)
Chicago
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
(See Jules? I answered this without mentioning A.L.W. Even though I do lurrrrve Phantom of the Opera.)
Cover Songs I Love
Dynamite Hack – “Boyz in tha Hood”
Frente – “Bizarre Love Triangle”
Nina Gordon – “18 and Life”
Contemporary Top-40 Artists I Secretly Love
The Killers
Death Cab for Cutie
Christina Aguilera
Songs That Bring Me to Tears
Indigo Girls – “You Left it Up to Me”
Tori Amos – “Putting the Damage On”
REM – “Find the River”
Songs That Make Me Shake My Ass
Prince – “When Doves Cry”
Darude – “Sandstorm”
Village People – “Go West”
Classical Composers I Love
Beethoven
J.S. Bach
Chopin
Rap/Hip-Hop Songs I Love
Young MC – “Busta Move”
Sir Mixalot – “Baby Got Back”
Crazytown – “Butterfly”
70s Disco Songs I Love
Abba – “Mamma Mia”
Donna Summer – “Hot Stuff”
Gloria Gaynor – “I Will Survive”
Supergroup Songs I Love
Queen – “Somebody to Love”
Fleetwood Mac – “Landslide”
U2 – “Mysterious Ways”
Metal Songs I Love
*claps hands over ears*
New Wave Songs I Love
The Cure – “Just Like Heaven”
Morrissey – “Sing Your Life”
Level 42 - "Something about You"
Soul/R&B Songs I Love
Patti Labelle – “Lady Marmalade”
Aretha Franklin – “Respect”
Tracy Chapman – “Give Me One Reason”
Power Ballads I Love
Queensryche – “Silent Lucidity”
Gov’t Mule – “Beautifully Broken”
Pre 1950s Songs I Love
“King of the Road” – Roger Miller
“Sixteen Tons” – Tennessee Ernie Ford
“I’ll Be Seeing You” – Kate Smith
Punk Song(s) I Love
You crazy kids and your noise…
Singer/Songwriter Songs I Love
Aimee Mann – “Susan”
Tori Amos – “Purple People”
Ben Folds – “Evaporated”
MTV Videos I Love
Michael Jackson – “Thriller” (Oh, come on. This was in his heyday, and it’s a classic.)
A-Ha – “Take On Me”
Pearl Jam – “Jeremy”
None of the Above Songs I Love
Damien Rice – “Volcano”
Dave Matthews – “Grey Street”
Everything But the Girl – “Disenchanted”
