1:32 p.m. - 2004-11-17
The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow...Yeah, and Monkeys Might Fly Out My Ass
Well, it's Wednesday. It's still gray and rainy. And I'm still cranky. It doesn't matter what I try to do the last few days�nothing quite goes as planned.
Laundry was originally scheduled for Sunday. BFRB and I finally went�.last night. In the rain. While we were running errands, as usual, we went to Target. Or should I say, The Store Which Purports to Have Everything But in Fact Does Not Have Shit. Conditioner? Nope. Mountain Dew? Not the right quantity. Slim Fast? Wrong flavors. Granola Bars? Wrong flavors. Cute monkey PJ's? Wrong size. Ear warming band? Men's (and it was in the women's department). Indigo Girls CD? Not even one. I did buy a cool stripedy scarf for $5, and some workout shorts for $3.74 per pair and some Slim-Fast bars on the off chance I might decide to stick to my diet one of these days.
This morning, I actually manage to get my ass out the door mostly on time. Curses, foiled again. I walk to my car, and parked next to it is a BIG FUCKING TRUCK whose driver is a LITTLE FUCKING MAN with a LITTLE FUCKING PENIS. It's parked so close to my car that even if I could manage to open the driver's side door, my fat ass certainly could not squeeze through the three-inch crack. So I go knock on his door (he owns a business which is below my apartments). He was nice about moving it, but there went any possibility of being on time.
I was planning to work through lunch, and eat a Lean Cuisine. First, forgot the food. Second, GEB called & was broke, so I ended up buying him lunch too. He did bring me a present (shot glasses and a recipe book). And a book which he handily used his employee discount to purchase for me. Guess I can't bitch too much. Well, I can, but I'll choose not to�.
I have no further items of interest to report. I do have a survey, though. It's all over the place, but my personal inspiration was irishblueyes.
If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3 am
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Rolltop desk with lots of secret compartments
If I were a liquid I would be: Jack Daniels
If I were a tree, I would be: Weeping willow
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Opium Poppy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Athena. Oh wait, it said creature, not goddess, dammit. Then I'll have to go with the Hydra.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Baby grand piano
If I were a color, I would be: Brick Red
If I were an emotion, I would be: Confusion
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Corn
If I were a car, I would be: Prowler
If I were a song, I would be: Tori Amos � "Purple People"
If I were a book, I would be written by: Pat Conroy
If I were a food, I would be: Chocolate cake with white icing
If I were a place, I would be: Austin, Texas
If I were a material, I would be: Cashmere
If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet at first, with a spicy kick
If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla Cinnamon
If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhism
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes
If I were a subject in school I would be: Music
If I were a shape I would be: Sphere
If I were a number I would be: 1
Shouldn't it be Friday by now?
