12:19 p.m. - 2005-09-30
First, the correct answers:
1. "I spent 4 years prostrate to the higher mind, got my paper and I was free."
Closer to Fine-Indigo Girls
2. "I was the last one you thought you'd see there."
Friends in Low Places – Garth Brooks
Never Been to Spain – Three Dog Night
4. "Birthday party cheesecake jellybean boom!"
The End of the World as We Know It-REM
5. "You're so beautiful, a beautiful fucked-up man."
Building a Mystery-Sarah McLachlan
6. "When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fucking breaking."
7. "Who's got their claws in you my friend?"
Crash into Me-Dave Matthews Band
8. "All the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night."
Paradise by the Dashboard Light-Meat Loaf
9. "That hypocrite smokes two packs a day."
Fight for Your Right-Beastie Boys
10. "But you know that I'll forgive you just this once, twice, forever..."
The entrants were:
And the winner, with 8.5 correct (no title for the REM song)...is:
I will be sending your care package shortly.
More contests will be presented in the future.
Work is sucking big purple donkey dicks from the sky today, so that will conclude this entry. Coming attractions include camping pictures and cat costumes.